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This collection of sayings just might be the catalyst your inner sarcastic bastard needs to flourish. Release your beast. Get some insights to those intangible irritations in life. Gather some fodder for your next confrontation with the witless and smile as you do it. You and I both know its true.And try not to be the kind of idiot that takes me too seriously. I don’t. I do drive a lot though. Do you?Now, find your center. Take a deep Breath and feel the tension leave your body. Are you ready? Mind open?That’s right. There may be a few things in this book that you find offensive. Try not to get all weird about it and know that these are things for fictional characters to say or believe. Fake people. Made up ones - not like that guy who lives in your neighborhood. That said, most of them are pretty deep. Plus they were thought up by a naturally sarcastic bastard. And that, my friend, just might be the source of the possible offense. Might make you laugh too.Keep in mind that these are just the random thoughts and observations of a drifting mind. Usually my ponderings wander as I’m driving between stops.I have the habit of writing down these observations. Well, voice-to-texting them that is. I also have the habit of writing stories and want to finally finish a novel or two. (You’ll likely find them here soon.) I began jotting down as an easy-access reference as I am writing fiction. It’s a writer thing. There. Now you have a little insider info. Another secret out. Damn.So, I was thinking you should know where I’m coming from. Sort of a pre-apology because some people take things personally and get pretty upset. Especially when coming from a sarcastic bastard of an off-moon Sagittarius INTJ-A who drives too much. Nothing in this little book is directed at you. Some of it you could direct at others mind you. Food for thought. Just saying...Like you, dear reader, I enjoy a lot of things. They are probably different than the things you like to do. At least in the details. But from a Big Picture view you and I are basically identical twins. Siblings from another mother. Twins. Doppelgängers. I think you’ll like this book. Read more

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